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The world is full of people I will never understand

They’re comedians all right, they’re just not funny ones. If there’s a straight forward, common sense approach to accomplishing a task you’d think people would use it. However, I’ve been alive for long enough to understand the following. Common sense … Continue reading

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A good education would be wasted on me

Life is a great deal more interesting for people with a simpler understanding of words. I curse you not.

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Insults are not funny to the people being insulted

Insults are not funny to the people being insulted, however, those people are prepared to laugh when they think the jokes are aimed at somebody else. And who can blame them, if you take all the fun out of life, … Continue reading

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Some customers cannot be pleased

Excellent customer service requires two people working together to make one person happy. If one of those people is not playing their part, nobody ends up happy.  

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You can choose to follow the eleventh commandment

I don’t know if I’m right or wrong but my go-to response to almost everything is to remain silent. The reason I choose to remain silent is, life’s too short to waste contradicting or correcting other people if there’s nothing … Continue reading

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Not every problem needs a practical solution

Most men are practically orientated, they believe if somebody is telling them about their problems they’re actually asking for help in finding a solution. Of course, most women don’t have the same mindset, they’re more emotionally orientated. They believe that … Continue reading

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Building walls will not resolve anything

Building walls will not resolve anything, however, if you’re not on either side of the wall it can be funny to watch people talking about them. “Threats are the last resort of a man with no vocabulary.” ~Tamora Pierce. “Only … Continue reading

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You have to share a popular opinion if you want to be popular

The truth may set you free, however, it will not make you popular because, the majority of people don’t want to hear the truth. Truth or Fiction? A certain president was elected because he promised to build a wall. Britain left … Continue reading

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It’s serious but it’s not that serious

The coronavirus is a serious disease, however, it’s not so serious that people can’t have discussions about the best way to move forward. “Don’t take life too seriously, you’ll not get out alive anyway.” ~Elbert Hubbard.

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Rumour and research only have R in common

Rumour and research only have r in common, however, if enough people spread the same rumour far and wide? Somebody will eventually research the source of that rumour to determine its validity. Rumour is a currently circulating story or report … Continue reading

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